You’re here.
That’s the first step towards taking your content to the next level. We’ll help you slap Sunday's best on it and say get on out there and be somebody.
Why us, you say? Why not.
Just kidding. To put it as humbly as possible, we are very good at what we do. We cringe at the humdrum approach to marketing a typical agency provides. We’re the scalpel, not the hammer. We’re the surgeon, not the butcher. No disrespect to butchers, but somebody had to get the short end of that analogy.
If you’re still not convinced, well. Everyone is for sale. Hopefully, this includes you.
Depending on your needs, we want to let you in on *Tony Soprano voice* this thing of ours.
New clients get to choose between two incredible welcome packages…
Content Kingdom
The only thing constant in the chaotic world of marketing and advertising is content. Content is king or queen. You might not wear a crown but you certainly have a lot of gear and can always use a little extra, especially at a homie discount (that means free.) Some of the best work we’ve delivered to clients was shot by them and edited by us. You scratch our back, we make your videos look cool. Something like that.
It contains:
* Phone gimbal
* 8AM “crew” hat
* Tripod
Keyboard Empire
Tony Montana had a big gun and a cool accent. You don’t run an intercontinental nefarious enterprise, but you do work hard on the couch, in your bed, or at the coffee shop by your apartment. All that hard work requires clacking away in comfort. Luckily, we got just what you need.
It contains:
* A rad mug
* Silky-smooth socks
* BURKELMAN Scented Candle